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StopSimping.org A Dignity Preservation Initiative

Assessment
Case Files
Guides
Advisories
Programs
Emergency
Certify
File Report

Assessment
Case Files
Guides
Advisories
Programs
Emergency
Certify
File Incident Report (SS-404)

Form IAD-CS-2026 · Office of the Registrar

Simp Certification

Name the subject. File the findings. The Institute issues the certification. Everything is processed locally; nothing is transmitted or stored.

Subject name

Interpretation & Delusion Treated one liked Instagram story as a confirmed soft launch. Interpreted paid, professional friendliness as personal interest. Imagined a shared mortgage during a routine coffee pickup. Accepted "we should hang sometime" as a binding commitment. Accepted a recurring Tuesday slot in someone’s rotation. Defended her inconsistent replies to a concerned friend.

Communication Drafted the paragraph after three low-context interactions. Sent a happy-birthday DM to reopen a formally closed case. Posted a song lyric for one specific viewer and called it "just vibes." Replied "haha no worries" after being left on read. Composed, deleted, and re-composed the same message six times.

Digital Surveillance Maintained a Notes-app timeline of a non-relationship and called it patience. Muted, unmuted, then re-muted her stories within a single evening. Refreshed a thread to confirm "Delivered" had not yet become "Read." Rehearsed a casual run-in that required knowing her schedule.

Resource Allocation Served as an unpaid airport shuttle for a non-partner. Fixed her Wi-Fi and waited for romantic reciprocity to clear. Assembled a 47-song emotional archive after she said "send me whatever." Paid for lunch and quietly logged it as relationship equity. Adjusted his gym schedule after an employee recognized his name.

No findings entered. There is nothing to certify. This is the only passing grade.

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Institute for Applied Dignity

Public health for private delusion.

Resources

What Is Simping
Early Warning Signs
Institute Findings
State of Simping 2026
The Manifesto

Programs

National Simp Registry
Dignity Restoration Program
Friends Against Simping

Self-Assessment

Simp Risk Assessment
Emergency Intervention
Form SS-404

Tools

Signal Debunker
Classification Scale
Explainers
Glossary

Institute

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StopSimping.org is not a medical provider, legal authority, dating coach, or substitute for one honest conversation with yourself. If you are experiencing acute paragraph urges, contact a trusted friend before sending. This initiative is funded by common sense and mild frustration.